We really existed! And we really did this! (david benjamin blower)

another excellent collaboration between me and the forces of gravity

is it too early for the war on the holidays?

make yourself a nice moose themed email address

my fingernails just keep on growing by themselves

it’s the world that’s tilted

stories about magical moments of enlightenment

on her balcony she feeds the pidgeons with a broken hookah

they say there is no room for little monkeys in this town

i’ve been looking for freedom, ever since i left my hometown

and that is the power of the cascading style sheets

who wants to be my korean pen pal?

aren’t we all just floating in the most peculiar ways

Or: How I stopped worrying and love the European Union

i always make a little too much coffee because then when you finish your coffee you still have a bit and that is nice