fortunately our children will be too busy with the collapse of human civilisation to be concerning themselves with all this psychoanalysis of their troubles and how it’s all their parents fault

the personality type of a butterfly in a botanical garden

not sure if it was the best thing to do but i decided to lean into my white man confidence

oh you know, just the regular neurodivergent chit chat

sorry, it is a bit of an inside joke, with myself, but i don’t think it’s that funny

intermittent fasting happiness

from my debut ‘not his best work’

day 11.962: 3 scoops of coffee, a carefully timed museum visit, above average sunlight; experienced happiness increased by 16%

It started in the week of my grandmothers funeral. After a long and emotional week, I ended up in the kiosk of the Amsterdam Zuid train station. As I gave the bag of licorice to the cashier, he mumbled a weary ‘yes’ to me, and I quickly paid the €3.

A little fear of starting a new habit grew within me as I opened the bag and placed it into the deep pockets of my winterjacket. Easily accessible by my hand while, in example, biking.

It is about a 15 minutes bike ride from Amsterdam Zuid train station to my home. A bike ride of 4 kilometers with a speed of 16 kilometers per hour for someone with the weight of around 85 kilograms would cost around 125 calories. The bag of licorice of 225 grams would contain 972 calories. All of it was gone by the time I drove around the Stedelijk Museum.

A small comfort came to me as I realised that with this new habit, I would quickly grow a little belly, that would possibly give me 1-2 more weeks of additional living when the nuclear winter would arrive, and all food would be gone.

such a diverse personality i feel sorry for the algorithms trying to create an advertisement profile

well yes, i would like to speak with a human

dont mention the brexit

mindfulness

a humanoid shaped canvas readily available to project all kinds of ideas onto

sometimes it feels like its just a bit of whistling of bella ciao against an icy winter wind