‘i was stuck in an airport somewhere in south east asia and found myself at a sandwich shop with the crown princess of orange and her influencer sister. i paid for their pricey sandwiches because their credit cards declined. i told her not to worry; it was the idea of the monarchy i was against, not them personally. yet as i walked away, i thought to myself, had i not given them enough money in last years taxes?’

excerpt of my upcoming book ‘what do royal subjects dream about at night’